The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

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    The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Vriez on Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:42 pm

    This thread is to document the sexual orientation and inevitable increase in gaydom for our lovable commish, MustacheToes. Please state a specific purpose for each increase or decrease on the scale.
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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Vriez on Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:42 pm

    Two weeks ago, Ray was hammered and confided in us that he was "50% gay".......so thats where it will start.
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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Vriez on Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:44 pm

    0-50% - stated by Ray himself in a direct chat. I, Vriez, can attest to this comment.

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:44 pm

    We've already had a 2% increase...

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:46 pm

    PREVIOUSLY COPIED FROM CHAT !!!

    [12:28:57] @ MustacheToes : i got hammered last night
    [12:29:09] @ MustacheToes : almost got head from a gay guy too


    THIS MIGHT CHANGE THE PERCENTAGE
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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Vriez on Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:47 pm

    50-51.5% - increase caused by comment in chatroom on December 2nd, 2008. At 6:36pm, Ray exclaimed with much extravagance: "REX IS LOOKING FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!" He was referring to Rex Grossman, and by unanimous decision of those in the chatroom, this brings him up 1.5%.

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:48 pm

    eh...you're being too kind to him!
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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Vriez on Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:49 pm

    Wizard of Boz wrote:PREVIOUSLY COPIED FROM CHAT !!!

    [12:28:57] @ MustacheToes : i got hammered last night
    [12:29:09] @ MustacheToes : almost got head from a gay guy too


    THIS MIGHT CHANGE THE PERCENTAGE


    Great usage of documentation, Boz. Value officially increased.

    51.5-55% - Value increased for above comments...documented by Boz.

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:16 pm

    What about the stenchy vagina fingers comment?
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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Vriez on Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:21 pm

    55-58% - value increased due to comment made to Yawkey in chatroom: [22:08:02] MustacheToes : I have to admit I think I am attracted to men

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:23 pm

    Vriez wrote:55-58% - value increased due to comment made to Yawkey in chatroom: [22:08:02] MustacheToes : I have to admit I think I am attracted to men



    I'm being set up! This never happened!!!!
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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Vriez on Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:49 pm

    58-56% - Allegedly, Toes somehow ended up with 'stinky vagina fingers' today. Assuming its the truth, this temporarily hinders the inevitable climb to 100%.
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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Vriez on Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:55 pm

    56-59% - The climb already restarts its ascension due to comments made to Yawkey Way: [12:37:49] MustacheToes : I don't like getting blow jobs from women. This was immediately followed by: [12:37:54] MustacheToes : Its Icky.

    This should definitely warrant a larger increase than 3%....but if we were really accurate, he would already be at 100%, and then this wouldnt be as fun.

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:55 pm

    Rays Comment to me in chat

    [12:37:49] MustcaheToes : I don't like getting blow jobs from women
    [12:37:54] MustacheToes : Its Icky

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:55 pm

    Vriez wrote:58-56% - Allegedly, Toes somehow ended up with 'stinky vagina fingers' today. Assuming its the truth, this temporarily hinders the inevitable climb to 100%.
    well, that could be anything. Maybe his dog had puppies today and he had to help deliver them.
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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Vriez on Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:58 pm

    smartfishes wrote:
    Vriez wrote:58-56% - Allegedly, Toes somehow ended up with 'stinky vagina fingers' today. Assuming its the truth, this temporarily hinders the inevitable climb to 100%.
    well, that could be anything. Maybe his dog had puppies today and he had to help deliver them.

    agreed, fish....but ill give him the benefit of the doubt this time.

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:37 pm

    His own father called him a "son of a bitch" which reinforces his subconcious misogynistic tendencies....




    (afterall, hate starts in the home...)
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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Vriez on Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:16 pm

    jay wrote:His own father called him a "son of a bitch" which reinforces his subconcious misogynistic tendencies....




    (afterall, hate starts in the home...)

    59-57.5% - 1.5% leniancy given to Ray due to information provided by Jay. While the 'son of a bitch' comment does in fact reinforce his subconcious misogynistic tendencies.....it also gives us a small explanation of why he's gay.

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:43 pm

    Don't forget his father told him he wold replace the male blowup doll. Or that we should get him a stock of D Batteries for Christmas for his Thunderstick 2000!!!
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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Vriez on Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:23 pm

    #4 Yawkey Way wrote:Don't forget his father told him he wold replace the male blowup doll. Or that we should get him a stock of D Batteries for Christmas for his Thunderstick 2000!!!

    If i had proof of the blow-up doll or the Thunderstick (like pics)....the gay-o-meter would go straight to 100%.

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:55 pm

    Rumor has it that Ray is having a LUIS with another COANGELO guy !!!

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:56 pm

    How the hell did you change the words? Enquiring minds wanna know? Well at least I do....lol

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by #4 Yawkey Way 2 on Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:27 pm

    Wizard of Boz wrote:How the hell did you change the words? Enquiring minds wanna know? Well at least I do....lol

    MAGIC!

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:11 pm

    No joke Ray brought a homo to thanksgiving dinner, his name is Cal and get this he sells makeup for a living at some place called Ulta or Ultra.



    Wish I was making this up but its true, it gets worse Cal spent the night and I have never seen Ray so happy in the morning.

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:31 pm

    LMFAO, GREAT POST PAPA TOES !!!!

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:03 pm

    I am convulsing as I read this...I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:48 pm

    He did NOT, I repeat, did NOT spend the night!

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:20 pm

    A little defensive, Ray?

    Y-M-C-A!

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:35 pm

    Ray is correct he didnt spend the night that night. But they must of hit it off(no pun intended) because he has spent the night twice since.


    again I wish this was a joke



    ps I should have known when Ray asked for a barbie for his 13th bday instead of a baseball mitt or football. Whats next a ball ring for his scrotum or one of those red balls in the mouth like in pulp fiction

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:26 am

    mustachetoes is overrated wrote:Ray is correct he didnt spend the night that night. But they must of hit it off(no pun intended) because he has spent the night twice since.


    again I wish this was a joke



    ps I should have known when Ray asked for a barbie for his 13th bday instead of a baseball mitt or football. Whats next a ball ring for his scrotum or one of those red balls in the mouth like in pulp fiction



    Wow, this is getting real creepy....

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:07 pm


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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:10 pm

    If you look real close it looks as if he has toe nail polish on his big toe. Just pointing that out as evidence.

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:11 pm

    GBPig99 wrote:If you look real close it looks as if he has toe nail polish on his big toe. Just pointing that out as evidence.

    OMFG KYLE, I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT BRO !!!!
    AND NICE POST MAX !!!! LOL

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:12 pm

    Twisted Evil

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:53 pm

    Hell, you guys have WAY too much time on your hands. And we're still five months away from opening day. God have mercy on your souls.

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:21 am

    Shouldn't he be face down in that pic...with his ass in the air?
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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Vriez on Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:01 am

    Damn, that pic is hilarious. How the hell did you get your hands on that??

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:55 am

    I guess Nick is a little gay himself.....


    [02:53:19] nickalero99 : but hopefully I snipe your ass LOL

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:53 pm

    [20:51:45] @ MustacheToes : i'm going go pound some beers
    [20:51:47] @ MustacheToes : later bitches
    [20:51:56] @ miltonj81 : you mean pound some ass?
    [20:51:59] @ MustacheToes : that too

    lol!

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    Re: The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

    Post by Guest on Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:56 pm

    I can and will confirm the previous post by the esteemed Boz...

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