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    Post by Guest Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:32 pm

    My best friend and former roommate used to work for National Car Rental in the Manchester, NH airport...I think that the kid Chris Burke is from around here...so he's in the airport and two girls come to talk to my buddy and it goes like this:

    "He's such an inspiration for the mentally challenged..."
    "Well, I hope nobody rented him a car."
    "Why not?"
    "Didn't you see that episode from 'Life Goes On' where they taught him to drive?"
    "No...must have missed it!"
    "It wasn't pretty...he was smashing into dumpsters and shit and drooling all over himself."

    He then looks up from his desk to see the two girls staring at him like he was the Anti-Christ so he naturally got up and left without saying another word...he told this story once when we were out drinking and one of my college buddies laughed so hard I thought he was having an epileptic seizure...
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    Post by Guest Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:34 pm

    In all seriousness, I don't mean to offend anyone by this story...you never know...
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    Post by Guest Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:41 pm

    well, Milt, I found it funny.
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    Post by Guest Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:46 pm

    freaking TMS...my face actually flushed with embarassment!
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    Post by Guest Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:53 pm

    I'm still waiting for either a joke or a punchline......
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    Post by THE KILLERS Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:05 am

    I work with mentally and physically challenged and I thought Life Goes On was hilarious, remember when his bike was stolen? I'm I going to Hell?
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    Post by Guest Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:00 am

    I dont get it either...........
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    Post by Vriez Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:07 pm

    Well, Milton....It looks like im the only one.


    But I still laugh when i think about it.

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