The Official MustacheToes Gay-o-Meter

This thread is to document the sexual orientation and inevitable increase in gaydom for our lovable commish, MustacheToes. Please state a specific purpose for each increase or decrease on the scale.

Two weeks ago, Ray was hammered and confided in us that he was "50% gay".......so thats where it will start.

0-50% - stated by Ray himself in a direct chat. I, Vriez, can attest to this comment.

We've already had a 2% increase...

PREVIOUSLY COPIED FROM CHAT !!!

[12:28:57] @ MustacheToes : i got hammered last night
[12:29:09] @ MustacheToes : almost got head from a gay guy too


THIS MIGHT CHANGE THE PERCENTAGE

50-51.5% - increase caused by comment in chatroom on December 2nd, 2008. At 6:36pm, Ray exclaimed with much extravagance: "REX IS LOOKING FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!" He was referring to Rex Grossman, and by unanimous decision of those in the chatroom, this brings him up 1.5%.

eh...you're being too kind to him!

Wizard of Boz wrote:PREVIOUSLY COPIED FROM CHAT !!!

[12:28:57] @ MustacheToes : i got hammered last night
[12:29:09] @ MustacheToes : almost got head from a gay guy too


THIS MIGHT CHANGE THE PERCENTAGE

Great usage of documentation, Boz. Value officially increased.

51.5-55% - Value increased for above comments...documented by Boz.

What about the stenchy vagina fingers comment?

55-58% - value increased due to comment made to Yawkey in chatroom: [22:08:02] MustacheToes : I have to admit I think I am attracted to men

Vriez wrote:55-58% - value increased due to comment made to Yawkey in chatroom: [22:08:02] MustacheToes : I have to admit I think I am attracted to men

I'm being set up! This never happened!!!!

58-56% - Allegedly, Toes somehow ended up with 'stinky vagina fingers' today. Assuming its the truth, this temporarily hinders the inevitable climb to 100%.

56-59% - The climb already restarts its ascension due to comments made to Yawkey Way: [12:37:49] MustacheToes : I don't like getting blow jobs from women. This was immediately followed by: [12:37:54] MustacheToes : Its Icky.

This should definitely warrant a larger increase than 3%....but if we were really accurate, he would already be at 100%, and then this wouldnt be as fun.

Rays Comment to me in chat

[12:37:49] MustcaheToes : I don't like getting blow jobs from women
[12:37:54] MustacheToes : Its Icky

Vriez wrote:58-56% - Allegedly, Toes somehow ended up with 'stinky vagina fingers' today. Assuming its the truth, this temporarily hinders the inevitable climb to 100%.

well, that could be anything. Maybe his dog had puppies today and he had to help deliver them.

smartfishes wrote:

Vriez wrote:58-56% - Allegedly, Toes somehow ended up with 'stinky vagina fingers' today. Assuming its the truth, this temporarily hinders the inevitable climb to 100%.

well, that could be anything. Maybe his dog had puppies today and he had to help deliver them.

agreed, fish....but ill give him the benefit of the doubt this time.

His own father called him a "son of a bitch" which reinforces his subconcious misogynistic tendencies....




(afterall, hate starts in the home...)

jay wrote:His own father called him a "son of a bitch" which reinforces his subconcious misogynistic tendencies....




(afterall, hate starts in the home...)

59-57.5% - 1.5% leniancy given to Ray due to information provided by Jay. While the 'son of a bitch' comment does in fact reinforce his subconcious misogynistic tendencies.....it also gives us a small explanation of why he's gay.

Don't forget his father told him he wold replace the male blowup doll. Or that we should get him a stock of D Batteries for Christmas for his Thunderstick 2000!!!

#4 Yawkey Way wrote:Don't forget his father told him he wold replace the male blowup doll. Or that we should get him a stock of D Batteries for Christmas for his Thunderstick 2000!!!

If i had proof of the blow-up doll or the Thunderstick (like pics)....the gay-o-meter would go straight to 100%.

Rumor has it that Ray is having a LUIS with another COANGELO guy !!!

How the hell did you change the words? Enquiring minds wanna know? Well at least I do....lol

Wizard of Boz wrote:How the hell did you change the words? Enquiring minds wanna know? Well at least I do....lol

MAGIC!

No joke Ray brought a homo to thanksgiving dinner, his name is Cal and get this he sells makeup for a living at some place called Ulta or Ultra.



Wish I was making this up but its true, it gets worse Cal spent the night and I have never seen Ray so happy in the morning.

LMFAO, GREAT POST PAPA TOES !!!!

I am convulsing as I read this...I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!

He did NOT, I repeat, did NOT spend the night!

A little defensive, Ray?

Y-M-C-A!

Ray is correct he didnt spend the night that night. But they must of hit it off(no pun intended) because he has spent the night twice since.


again I wish this was a joke



ps I should have known when Ray asked for a barbie for his 13th bday instead of a baseball mitt or football. Whats next a ball ring for his scrotum or one of those red balls in the mouth like in pulp fiction

mustachetoes is overrated wrote:Ray is correct he didnt spend the night that night. But they must of hit it off(no pun intended) because he has spent the night twice since.


again I wish this was a joke



ps I should have known when Ray asked for a barbie for his 13th bday instead of a baseball mitt or football. Whats next a ball ring for his scrotum or one of those red balls in the mouth like in pulp fiction

Wow, this is getting real creepy....

If you look real close it looks as if he has toe nail polish on his big toe. Just pointing that out as evidence.

GBPig99 wrote:If you look real close it looks as if he has toe nail polish on his big toe. Just pointing that out as evidence.

OMFG KYLE, I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT BRO !!!!
AND NICE POST MAX !!!! LOL

Hell, you guys have WAY too much time on your hands. And we're still five months away from opening day. God have mercy on your souls.

Shouldn't he be face down in that pic...with his ass in the air?

Damn, that pic is hilarious. How the hell did you get your hands on that??

I guess Nick is a little gay himself.....


[02:53:19] nickalero99 : but hopefully I snipe your ass LOL

[20:51:45] @ MustacheToes : i'm going go pound some beers
[20:51:47] @ MustacheToes : later bitches
[20:51:56] @ miltonj81 : you mean pound some ass?
[20:51:59] @ MustacheToes : that too

I can and will confirm the previous post by the esteemed Boz...